May 2013
cosmo tip #692
expertcosmotips:
gellie-xo:
expertcosmotips:
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
cosmeticdisease:
ill stop having stupid crushes when the babes stop being so babely
thecapn:
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
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bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
thespacegoat:
thespacegoat:
what is the difference between a sofa and a couch tho
guys they are the exact same thing just one name is turkish derived and also the loveseat is the most common type ok i read the entire wikipedia I am educated on this subject now, if u got any future questions about wholly upholstered seating u come to me ok
My body is ready for E3 this year.
capnpea:
Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
